Definitions by Bajunga

SLAMPIG

When A Man Shoves his " John Thomas" up a woman or man's Arsehole wihout permission.
This often causes confusion and shock to the recipient of the slampig.
It is usually viewed as not welcome.

(Read in deep southern voice)
"I'm Gonna Give you A SLAMPIG!!!!"
To which the woman usually responds... "You betta get that Thing Outta My Ass or I'm gonna SHIT on IT!"

SLAMPIG by Bajunga January 4, 2009