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Saddle

item used (usually leather) for riding an animal (my girlfriend)
Time to put the saddle on.
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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Saddleback Santorum

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.
Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.
by woogy98407 January 30, 2009
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saddle up

V. To get ready (esp. to leave).

Popularized by American "Old Western" films, where horses were the primary means of transportation. When someone saddled up their horse, it was often because they were about to leave.
"Saddle up, friend, we've got a long way to travel."
by Iskar March 29, 2004
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saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.
The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"
by Bill-Car April 17, 2006
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saddlebacking

the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill were saddlebacking all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
by Finduilas January 28, 2009
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Saddle Horn

The act of a man having sex with a transexual or male , while grabbing on to the transexuals or males penis, just like a saddle horn while giving it to him in the ass.

Catcher is lying on his back, and taking it in the can, pitcher is holding catchers hard cock while raming him in the ass.
I went to the Thailand and saddle horned this ladyboy!!
by bob1234 September 23, 2009
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Saddlebags

Refers to excess fat on human thighs -onside area.
Saddlebags can be, and often are removed with liposuction.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022
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