blackshit

poop that is black

I looked in the toilet and there was some blackshit nestled at the bottom

by palingenesis January 14, 2009

Slacktitude

the aptitude you have while slacking; the aptitude of a slacker
sloathfulness, or carelessness while learning;the ability to learn (or not)and still slack

"The slacktitude that got me into AP Chemistry was the same slacktitude that got me kicked out of AP Literature in HighSchool."

...

"Hey Coomer, can you work a little faster!? we are in a war..."

"Hey Sir, I'm working to the best of my Slacktitude, I think I have mTBI or PTSD :-P"

"I think you just lost your god given givashittery soldier"

by Cooms February 28, 2009

slacksnot

cum and jizz and spooge

that hoe eat slacksnot for breakfast.

by tomskerritt April 23, 2003

slackhat

A spinoff of the word "asshat".
Generally used towards someone who is lazy and/or a bit slow.

Coined by Rotharek.

"Dude, wake up you slackhat!"
"Damn slackhat".

by del August 29, 2004

suckshit

1. verb to suck more than normal
2. adjective describing something/someone who sucks more than normal/expected

1. You know who suckshits? Toam suckshit so bad

2. This booze suckshits

by falsealibitotrickyou September 15, 2006

slackstitute

A female who craves men in business attire.

Similar to a "laxtitute" (lacrosse groupie)

She's such a slackstitute

by MK C'Clat October 5, 2010

Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.

I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.

by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025