skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

by ducken January 14, 2008

skump weasle

low down scum, a slime ball, snakey dude

You are a skump weasle!

by Seles April 24, 2011

Skumgullian from a galleyrat's nest

A person lacking any moral compass

Donald Trump and Madonna are both skumgullian from a galleyrat's nest.

by MaryDoll July 14, 2017

Skumble bee

a person of gross/annoying qualities who goes around to people to bug them for the Skumble Bee's enjoyment. They move like a bumble bee, which is also, of course, annoying and goes everywhere u dont want it to.

"Oh my god, look at that Skumble Bee....he's freakin' annoying everyone at the party!"

"i know..can we get rid of him somehow?"

by Soldarix July 12, 2009

Skumping

The act of taking a dump while on Skype.

Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.

by Miami_Bach_Party January 22, 2012

skump

When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.

" I just skumped the bowl"

by thom sounder December 9, 2008

Skumping

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)

I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......

by 40Forty March 26, 2011