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squiffle

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
by Brian Sago July 8, 2004
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Skiff

To wipe one's penis around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.

It is a term used largely in the British Army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc... Skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the twat some tea in the first place.
"I hope you've not skiffed that tea Jones!"

"Jones, make four brews, unskiffed!"

"Did you skiff the corporal's tea?"

"Don't drink that I've just skiffed it."
by jackm83 July 13, 2006
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Skiffle

Jazz, folk, or country music played unconventional instruments like as kazoos, washboards, or jugs. Popular in the '50s

Aka "jug band".
Man: "The Vipers," now there's a good skiffle band.
by Roshan B-K February 14, 2006
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Jackin Squiff

A slang term reffering to the act of sexual intercourse. Or the act of hijacking vagina.
"Dude, you smell like ass, have you been jackin squiff"?
by J Langley November 23, 2006
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Squiffy

She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.
by Ms. Maybe October 12, 2008
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SkiFree

Basic 90s 7 second download computer game that induces heart attacks thanks to the sudden appearance of always hungry bliks (Yeti)that pop up out of nowhere and interrupt your afternoon ski. The point is to beat the blik, (Yeti). Of course the damn things are impossible to out ski for more than 2 minutes.
Intense Gamer: Holy shit these muther fuckers are impossible to beat!

Random person: Whatcha playing? Looks incredibly old school.

Intense Gamer: Bitch please, this happens to be the classic game SkiFree.

*blik pulls a ninja and pops out of nowhere and eats skiing victim*

Random Person: HOLY SHIT!!! *drops dead on floor from surprise*
by Phillip Oliver Wholes January 28, 2009
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squiffy

Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.
"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
or
"She posed squiffily"
by Lyndz May 5, 2004
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