scrote

An obnoxious half-wit who resembles many of the qualities of the unwashed male scrotal sack. i.e. smells, rather funny looking, leathery appearance with random tufts of hair sprouting forth.

He spent so long drawing testicles he turned into one.

by The Squash Master, defeater of the Scrote August 10, 2004

Skrtel

To Skrtel is to stretch one's scrotum over another's mouth and nose to the point of suffocation.

After my hard day at the office, I decided to Skrtel my boss.

by Yan Philips January 30, 2009

scroteneck

a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.

LOOK AT THAT SCROTENECK!!!

by Eseer Ttam October 15, 2008

scrote

man's scrotum - also, a bum, a worthless individual (usually male)

Sally's new boyfriend is a real scrote

by Chopster December 14, 2002

Scroteus

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}

This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

by Jesus D. August 14, 2008

skrot

A skrot is a "skanky" and "rotten" slut. One who is not only dirty but slutty as well.

Tina is such a Skrot!!!! She sucked off Chris and then made out with Mark right after it.

by kyle casd March 2, 2009

scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011