screw me once fuck you twice 

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.

a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

screw me once fuck you twice by Cont78 July 25, 2011

Screw yourself 

It means you're being/doing/saying something unpleasant and you need to go away and get lost.

A person who is upset at someone else's actions tells them to "Screw yourself". They could also say Fuck yourself instead but Screw is the cleaner version.
Q: How does "Screw yourself" or it's equivalent "Fuck yourself/Piss off" mean 'get lost'?

A: 'Screw yourself' implies before this bad transaction between 2 parties. The analogy in this sexual metaphor is that it WAS a mutual and pleasant affair between the 2 parties BUT now the offending party can do it all alone (Masturbate) because they're no longer welcome in each others company.
Ergo, screw yourself cuz I ain't fuckin' witchu no more

Husband comes home from work to hear wife yelling and complaining again at him as soon as he walked through the door but their children are present, so he responds: "You know what I'm tired of you telling me what's wrong every single time I come home from work. Go screw yourself, I'm out!"

Screw yourself by Priz13PersianSouls March 13, 2017

Screw your courage to the sticking place 

Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.

Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.

Screw your courage to the sticking place by Illegalkitty January 22, 2017

Screw yourself 

To go fuck yourself. Insert your penis into your asshole, or your finger into your titty blob.

Go screw yourself, Dave, and get the fuck out of my house!

Screw yourself by AnonymousDefinition January 5, 2015

go screw yourself 

To insult a rude person

“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”

go screw yourself by Spikethemad712 May 14, 2018

screw your head on 

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

screw your head on by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023