Swooshman

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl

Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.

by amiland May 2, 2022

Spooshin'

It's like that thing, that you are doing, that you don't realize you are doing, yet you are still doing it

Hey Nazrin, stop spooshin'!

by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Soosh

A sick fucking kunt

Soosh is a sick fucking kunt and that’s all that’s needs to be said.

by waaary February 18, 2021

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

Soosh Toots

The high pitched ginger farts you get after eating sushi.

After a sushi lunch break, the conference room smelled like Soosh Toots.

by DavesofRlives November 17, 2015

Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.

Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.

by YTMOSH October 2, 2012

Shoosh

A word used to ask someone to be quiet.

Commonly mistaken for the word "shush", but I assure you, they mean the same thing.

Can also be used as a way to describe the causing of someone to be quiet.

Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Oh shoosh...

Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Don't make me shoosh you...
Friend: ::continues::
You: ::covers their mouth to stop them from continuing to insult you::

by notthatoneguythatyouthinkitis November 26, 2016