sitchenario

Term used by some one who is confused about whether to describe a situation or a scenario. Typically coming from someone who is really "ghetto" trying to sound important and they wind up sounding...ghetto.

"Here's the sitchenario, officer...I was in that neighborhood looking for my lost dog. Dat ho just leaned over into my ride and started talkin' about sex."

by Dean Ceran June 27, 2006

skitcher

A skater (inline speed bearing rollerblade type) that "hitches" a ride from a motor vehicle, often in traffic, by skating parallel to the vehicle and catching hold of it (usually by the rear fender, fin, bumper, etc.), hence the term skitcher, a "skater" who "hitches" a ride!

This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be attempted by a seasoned expert skater - it is also illegal to perform on a public thoroughfare and a skater skitching in traffic could be ticketed and fined if observed by an officer of the law.

I turned the corner and saw that the skitcher had switched from the garbage truck to a faster moving delivery van as it quickly threaded through the midtown traffic, and then they were gone - he was skitching his way back uptown!

by skitcher1 December 28, 2010

skitching

This is the act of removing both of your feet form the pegs of a moving motorcycle and placing them both on either side of the bike or behind the bike. If you have metal sliders on the bottoms of your boots, sparks will fly form the backs of them.

This was demonstrated in the movie BikerBoyz, and the upcoming film Torque.

by YamahaBoy January 18, 2004

Skitches

A word used to desbribe skanky bitches.

All those Skitches think they should dress up like Snooki for Halloween!

by hmw0250 October 9, 2010

skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016

skitching

Being under the influence of Meth. Usually after being up for a couple days and probably paranoid.

def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.

by Charlie S July 30, 2008

Skitching

The act of taking someone out mentally physically emotionally or socially be careful planning and observation. Closely related to the term "skitch" (skanky bitch, skank bitch). Skitch can be male or female...usually when going "skitching" one would experience stalking,sabotage..ect. *Skitching is carried out in steps/stages, solution times can vary.*

Dana: "UGH. That girl is such a skitch!"
Macy: "Yeah, he could so much better than that skitch."
Dana: "I think it's time we go skitching."
Macy: "Yes, let's follow them to their lockers for stage one.:

by CeeDeeBee14 December 2, 2011