Skip

A woman/man who hooks up with one's recently widowed/divorced/never married mom or dad and then ditches them later.

Ditch time can be immediately after sex when the partner has fallen asleep or up to a month later, when they just vanish.

Skip #1: I
Skip #2: am
Skip #3: going
Skip #4: to
Skip #5: be
Skip #1: your
Skip #2: new
Skip #6: FAZZA!

-- Example from John Tucker Must Die

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Girl: I can't believe my dad's girlfriend turned out to be a skip!

by DamnItSkip July 2, 2009

Skip

A girl you'd use for a one night stand. You are just with her to dump a load in her.

l was out last night and picked up a skip. She was some skip, I dumped a couple of loads in her!

by demo1234 January 4, 2010

Skip

Not knowing something or actin dumb.

Bro you so skip how you not know that when we just talked about it yesterday

by Baby mexico May 26, 2019

Skip

Derived from Skip-the-Dishes delivery service, skip is a short form for anything that is delivered personally to someone.

I just skipped Domino's Pizza... you think thats good skip?

by s-man65 November 8, 2019

Skipping

Taking a psychadelic and going skiing/snowboarding

Man i went skipping yesterday. It was the greatest thing ever!

by skipping master January 27, 2011

Skip

Word used to get a cow's attention forcing it to run to the desired location.

Word usually drawn out.. (SKIIIPPPPP)

Cow- "MOO"
Boy- "Move cow.."
Cow- "MOO?"
Man- "SKKKIIPPPPPP!" (skip)
Cow- "MOOOO!!!"

*cow runs*

by Farmer Amy November 30, 2010

SKIP

A very tasty and potent alcoholic drink concoction mixed in a large cooler consisting of:

1 bag of ice
1 66 of Gin
24 beer
3-4 frozen fruit juice concentrate (Dino-sour is recommended)

Mix all together and serve immediately.
Serves 8-12 or one lumberjack
Probably one of the of the funnest experiences you can have.
Recommended for backyard or lake parties.

"Man, drinking all that SKIP last night had me naked and dancing on the roof"

by Greg Proops April 22, 2008