slumper

A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.

Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

Skumper

The latest craze in female clothing. Half Skirt, Half Jumper.

Often worn with leggings, but the hot ones wear skumpers without them.

by Scotty Wazza November 15, 2007

Skrumperdiddle

Anything you want it to be baby. It's a multi-use word.

Yo skrumperdiddle! What's cracka-lackin'?

What in the skrumperdiddle is going on here dawg?

Check me out, I so skrumperdiddle.

by RANDOMNAMETHATINEEDED March 30, 2009

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

Skimper

A person who freeloads off you particularly sleeping in your house without you knowing.

Fucking caught that skimper living in my basement

by Squadz August 21, 2018

Slumper

One who constantly makes up words in an effort to sound educated

I'm sick of Jamie inventing words whenever he wants to show off. He's such a slumper, isn't he?

by Hawoekdkfndj May 12, 2020