typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
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1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
Get the Early Skeeter mug.To not guard your heart, your true feelings and desires. Your heart is now on your sleeve where anybody or anything can bump into it and break it. Wearing your heart on your sleeve is not to be confused with genuineness or openness. It is a condition of weakness. (See Iago in Shakespeare)
A "He took his new plan to spend more money into the Board meeting with his heart on sleeve." heart on his sleeve
B "How did the Board like that?"
A "They shot him down. He should have expected the Board not to want to spend any money."
B "How did the Board like that?"
A "They shot him down. He should have expected the Board not to want to spend any money."
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