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Skeeter

A drunk in a bar that "don't take kindly" to anything.
Skeeter: Hey! Eight-year old! We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! approaches Stan I wanna know som'in' from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here! How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
Stan: …Coats?
Barkeep: Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan We don't take kindly to your types around here!
Stan: Dude, what the hell is going in?!
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
Skeeter: pounds the counter We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.
by nitz April 14, 2006
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Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.
Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."
by alexander devlin September 27, 2009
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moma skeeter

a woman who was skeeted in and will now have a baby
o my gosh my teacher is a moma skeeter
by Boby Turd October 17, 2006
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Skeeter

A small, bloodsucking insect such as a mosquito.
Hank, watch out for them dang old skeeters, they itch like a bitch when they gitcha.
by Gallitar December 5, 2004
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skeeter tits

dude guess what.
What?
im going out with megan marvin.
dude, that girl has skeeter tits.
by BuddyGz April 23, 2008
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skeeter

by Light Joker May 9, 2006
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Skeeter

One who skeets (ejaculates) constantly, a light blue friend of Doug Funny's with spikey hair, red shoes, yellow shorts, red shirt and a blue vest
"Yo Skeeter stop skeeting all over the place, me and Patty are trying to get down...go skeet on Porkchop, he's in his igloo."
by crash nebula June 29, 2004
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