Thirty Sixes

Refers to a kilo of cocaine - contains roughly 36 ounces.

I got them thirty sixes and I'm not talking about the rims - if you're hustling for real then you know what I mean.

by tacoX August 24, 2008

Steffi-sized

A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.

Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized

by ThatOneAltoSax January 3, 2015

Circus-sized

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.

I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!

by [e-mail] January 23, 2021

Rule of Sixes

The four qualities women require men to have when it comes to dating, unfortunately. The more you have, the better your chances with women.

1.) 6 feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6 pack abs

Fat ugly bitch: (looks at Bumble) "Oh he's cute but he's 5'9, wtf! I just want a guy who is **lists the rule of sixes**"

Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"

Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks girl! I mean you dated Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"

Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"

Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be single forever. Let's just camp out in front of Drake's house"

***Normal guy walks up to them***

Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"

Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"

by Lit Romney June 9, 2020

Texas-sized

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.

"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.

by Mark H February 19, 2005

double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009

siced

Means to be excited. Originated from D.C.

Son, he was siced about dat party

by Dangerous Mc February 5, 2010