g situation

A scenario or predicament that is of at most, a minor inconvenience. Usually, one person involved will blow it way out of proportion, and everyone else will probably laugh at them in secret for it. Or the phrase can be used sarcastically to describe a minor inconvenience

Friend A to friends B and C: “My friend didn’t say good morning! What is wrong with them!”

Friend B to friend C in secret: “This is a total g situation”

by Cheese tastes like sand December 19, 2020

If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”

by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020

Situationally attractive

A word to describe a person who may look attractive in a particular situation (ie. a skytrain or crowded bus), or around less attractive people, but when by themselves is not considered attractive. Not to be confused with attractiveness brought on my the consumption of alcohol.

*Thinking to self*, hmm that guy on the bus is pretty hot....*looks around*wait, I think he is just situationally attractive.

by jcf08 June 23, 2011

situationship

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.

" Hey are you Jake still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "

by amour.princess July 23, 2019

fun situation

It’s when you’re flirting with someone and it’s “fun” between you two but You aren’t talking or a thing..... yet

We playfully flirt It’s a “fun situation”

by Lila_g September 10, 2019

Cray-Pas Situation

When you wipe your ass over and over, but it just keeps smearing around.

Joe: "Man, what took you so long in the bathroom?!"
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."

by Moonijuana November 22, 2010

sinus high

When one has really clogged up sinuses and cannot focus on work and finds everything rather amusing.

"Julia and Sofia, pay attention to your math!" Anthony
"Sorry, Anthony. I just am having a sinus high right now. My nose is like a snot volcano." Julia

by Julia O. December 3, 2006