fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.

A political moderate or an agnostic

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

by Shitted May 27, 2018

sotted

The stage of alcohol intoxication immediately after tipsy and prior to soused.

That guy is sotted, well on his way to getting stinking drunk.

by Heptite February 7, 2009

shitteded

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ

Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.

by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016

shitter sitter

A person who spends upwards of 15-20 minutes in the stall, eventually producing a shit, but hogging the stall for a long period of time.

Ron arrived at work, and immediately headed to the bathroom for his 20 min. shitter sitter.

by DPJ626 April 28, 2014

half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)

Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.

by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014

Pixie Sitter

A person who passes out from pain while getting a tattoo.

They ended up being a pixie sitter during their tattoo session.

by Tangbangarang July 7, 2021