Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros October 1, 2008

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

busty sitch

risky, or bad situation, or a pickle as gramps would say.

you jizzed your pants? busty sitch!

by tit slap 5000 June 29, 2011

awky sitch

A shorter version of "awkward situation"

Mom: John, your father and I have chlamydia..
John: ......awky sitch, awky sitch!

by Sonson K June 18, 2007

Totes Awk Sitch

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.

Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!

by Joelywh May 14, 2007

Critch Sitch

Crotch Itch Situation. When in public and you have to itch your genital area, but you are having problems doing so descretely.

My book bag totally covered for me on the bus... I had a major critch sitch.

by am-e lizzabert July 28, 2008

mad awk sitch

Abbreviation for "mad awkward situation." A very awkward situation. Used to express immediate discomfort toward a person or circumstance.

Amira: "Mad awk sitch!"
Charles: "Mad awk sitch, fer sure."

by Charles Pina July 21, 2006