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The Scrounge

A militant offshoot of The Lounge forums. No one can quite say why it was formed, but it is strictly a mong free zone.
The Scrounge, it's got to be better than work.
by Skutchgrass February 5, 2007
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Scroungy

That chihuahua was scroungy.
by Funkdafied June 16, 2009
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light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.
Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!
by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006
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scrounge

To obtain something by means of clever and resourceful investigation and surreptitious action. The careful and prudent scrounger never reveals his sources, or whether the scrounged object was stolen or merely liberated from its surroundings.

A scrounger is an important and valued person in prison camps, jails, and college dormatories.
The Captain sent Sergeant Bates out to scrounge for a camera and some film.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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Scrounging

The act or process of looking for weed anywhere and everywhere.
I ran out of weed so i was Scrounging throught my pockets and my car and found about a gram.
by JesusinaJello July 28, 2008
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cock scrounger

a person who desperatley needs cock in the ass pipe so much so they beg for the root
im not a cock scrounger, but my actual ass pipe is drying up please please can i have your cock up it, oh go on please
by big fraze June 20, 2008
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Shround

The labia. Comes from shroud and mound. The clitoris and the vagina are shrouded by the labia which rests upon the mons pubis, or the pubic mound of a woman.
The specter of the shround constantly haunts the mind of every heterosexual male (and presumably every lesbian). It is the temple of Yin.
by itzallbollockz March 15, 2010
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