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Hey Siri

Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with
User - “Hey Siri, call mom”

Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”

User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”
by Hey Alexa January 31, 2019
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Siri

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...
Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.
by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020
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seritonin

Brain chemical that makes you feel good, happy, etc.etc. So if something makes you happy you can say it increases your seritonin.
"I like Kenny he increases my seritonin."
"This outfit increases my seritonin."
by Stephanie Archambault March 24, 2008
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sirianna

Sirianna is the best friend that you will ever have. She always says “That’s not creepy at all” and his always laughing. Many guys like her, but she is completely uninterested. She will always be the “friend”. She has a sarcastic attitude and loves to have fun. She is the smartest girl in her grade, but still popular as hell. She sometimes goes by Sina, and ( the Unavoidable) Siri.
by Victoria A. Tempest March 16, 2018
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sidity

That girl at the bar so sidity she won't even holla at a playa.
by Sidity1 August 16, 2006
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Siriagus

A man who is great at chess, and a master thinker.
by Lancer November 26, 2004
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Siri

The female assistant on iPhone 4S. Siri's voice is slightly robotic because Apple combined six different voices. Siri is very good for messing around with, or annoying you, Or both
You: Siri, where is the nearest ice cream stand?
Siri: Could not find "I scream a lot" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You (frustrated and speaking loud and slow): Where is the nearest ice cream stand?!
Siri: Could not find "Mount El Screamo" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You: WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!
Siri: Could not find "WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web
You (muttering to yourself): and now you hear me...
by Optinema May 21, 2015
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