Jerry Sanduskeet

The act of pulling out of a humans orifice, namely a young boy and "skeeting" on them hootin' & hollering & yelling "SCORE"! With a slap in his skeet and an "A-ta-BOY! You took it like a champ!"

"That monster Jerry Sandusky ruined a lot of young boys and men's lives with his twisted and perverted Sanduskeeting"

"Wa-wa-zat?"

"You know, pulling the Jerry Sanduskeet on those kids"

"He sure did"

"well I think he's due for a position change"

"Whats that?"

"Receiver..."

"Good!"

"He will receive the Jerry Sanduskeet from his entire cell block AND guards too!!"

by vivic December 17, 2011

Sandusky Dirt Cycle

(adj.) A process that begins with the courting of one or many young nubile boys for shower sex. This is most often performed against the will of the children. The next step is federal incarceration in which the act is reversed on the original perpetrator. Thus completing the cycle.

I cant wait for Jerry to experience the Sandusky Dirt Cycle.

by davakon November 15, 2011

Sandusky'd

The act of being forcefully anally penetrated against your will (either hypothetically or physically) named after once-legendary Penn State Coach Jerry Sandusky.

Eric: Yo man how about that most recent English paper?

Me: Yeah bro, it really Sandusky'd me.

by osu5152 November 8, 2011

Sandusky Soft-Serve

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.

Jimmy hated Miss.Bojingles, so he decided to leave her with a Sandusky Soft-Serve as a parting gift.

by Willsyss October 13, 2006

Sandusky'd

(Verb)To be forced to give and/or receive anal/oral intercourse as a male prepubescent child or adolescent teen by a male high-profile individual who is significantly older.

(Adj.) To be associated with forcible giving and/or receiving of anal/oral intercourse as a male prepubescent child or adolescent teen by a male high-profile individual who is significantly older.

Additionally, one who is seen openly with said high-profile individual, and who's joint activities include (but are not limited to):

Sleepovers

Showers

Church

Public Sporting Events

High-School visits

Frequent Gifts on the part of the male high-profile individual as a form of bribery to keep silent about the nature of the relationship

"Those kids just got Sandusky'd."

"This job has such great pay and benefits, but I am under so much constant pressure I feel as though I am being Sandusky'd."

"My father's friend is a great guy, but when I was young I felt that if I got too close to him I would be in danger of getting Sandusky'd."

by FlyinRyan909 November 12, 2011

Sandusky Bunkbed

When 2 people share a twin bed and the larger one sleeps on the bottom and the smaller is laying on top of the larger person.

Jack and coach Sandusky did a Sandusky Bunkbed.

by Growit5inches4free November 26, 2011

Sandun

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you. Throughout history, Sandun's have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Sandun' are often popular due to their social adeptness. In short they are fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.

Becky- 'i dont understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasn't he called?!?'
Jessica- 'i told you that guy was a Sandun. you should have listened to me!'

by becisthesex1111 February 25, 2010