Sample Fart

Is when you let go a sample of a fart to see if it smells bad before you let it all out...

I let go a sample fart in the elevator to see if i could let go the rest.

by hmlv October 24, 2009

simple minded

a person who doesnt use their mind or who thinks very baisically; only scratches the surface..
(generally taken as an insult but there are exceptions)

you are such a simple minded person unlike Kat who's so deep.

by adri :] May 5, 2007

sample slut

somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample

Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....

by creaternity July 8, 2006

free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

by Pure Evil July 5, 2008

Fruit sample

When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.

I asked the local nuns if they would like a fruit sample, they eagerly accepted.

by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010

Bar Modeling Made Ridiculously Simple

When a math educator is hell-bent to depicting an idiot-proof version of Singapore’s bar model method as a non-algebraic solution to a word problem to impress upon teachers and writers that most of their clumsily or amateurishly constructed bar models often confuse rather than enlighten their green audiences.

Singapore math writers ought to mindfully and elegantly incorporate bar modeling in their solutions to brain-unfriendly math questions if they are dead serious in marketing the intuitive problem-solving visualization strategy to skeptical math teachers overseas—they need to creatively evangelize the “bar modeling made ridiculously simple” gospel far and wide to win over new converts.

by Covido February 20, 2022