Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.

It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.

by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019

Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.

I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.

by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019

Coast'splaining

When a smug west coast or northeast coast liberals talks over or tries to 'splain to liberals in the south. Often in a condescending and holier than thou manner.

West Coast Liberal: "I'm glad hollywood is pulling out of the south"

Southern Liberal: "That's only going to hurt us"

West Coast Liberal: "If you don't like it, you should just move"

Southern Liberal: "Maybe I want to stay and fight... stop coast'splaining!"

by ModEschar June 4, 2019

stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.

Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.

by mlhiss May 7, 2020

URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.

Please stop URL-splaining me with tedious articles and engage me in proper conversation.

by b2kb2k September 20, 2020

Gentile-splaining

When a non-Jew attempts to explain a Jewish practice to a Jewish person.

She was Gentile-splaining when she attempted to teach me about Jewish conversion and posted "You know, when Charlotte on "Sex in the City" converted to Judaism..."

by Valgirl December 17, 2021

Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022