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Simpleton of Wellington

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington
by The imple December 17, 2019
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simpleton

someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.
My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.
by aquajerk/surly December 27, 2011
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Simpleton

An incredibly stupid person. Usually found attempting to write a scathingly sarcastic comment and then misspelling the simple words in it. Also one who misspells swear words.
She attempted to call a lady in Wal-Mart a fat bitch who yells at her poor kids except she wrote porr and bich. What a simpleton!!
by Karinmag October 6, 2015
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simpleton

A fictional town inhabited by simple-minded people with a simple minded Mayor.
by Mayor Art July 4, 2005
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simpletonnessness

simpletonnessness
A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Your simpletonnessness astounds me
by Peppermintpattye April 9, 2017
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Simpleton

When you dog the boys a countless number of times for coochie.
The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.
by THENUMBERONESIMP March 29, 2020
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Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house
Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
by colonialhouse February 27, 2017
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