Simpdacity

The audacity of a simp; a weak human

Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity

by Mackzie February 22, 2020

Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping

When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do

by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020

simpanzee

Simping monkey

Ah man that guy is such a simpanzee

by antepan November 9, 2020

simpatico

Being in agreement with the whole vibe and flow of things or being aligned or in agreement with a person or group of people.

The women are beautiful and the beaches are lovely. Im feeling simpatico, i could really get used to a place like this.

by Harry M January 2, 2008

Simpathize

The act of two simps attempting to relate with each other over their love for women

Guy 1: You see those two simps over there staring at that girl's ass?

Guy 2: Yeah what the hell are they doing?

Guy 1: Guess they're trying to simpathize with each other about their sad existences.

by Narx February 17, 2020

Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

simpnado

Crossing of the words simp and tornado.

What happens at the tutorials of Advanced Calculus if you have a hot TA.

Hot TA: "And that is how you find conditions for which the limit of this Maclaurin series exists."
Guy 1: "Nice."
Guy 2: "Soo cuute."
Guy 3: "The best explanation I`ve ever seen."
Guy 4: "You are my fav TA."
Guy 5: "such tornado of simps..."
Guy 6: "that would simpnado by Cantor`s intersection theorem @guy5"

by azuredragon7721 April 21, 2021