silster

sister-in-law; this is a way to refer to your SIL without having to call her 'sister'.

While in written communications one can use 'SIL', in spoken communication using the term 'silster' is both more descriptive and specific than saying 'sister-in-law'. And it's more concise as well, offering a savings of 50% (two syllables instead of four for 'sister-in-law'!

'Silster' is a useful term for those having trouble accepting the wife of their brother or the female sibling of their husband. It has a certain mouth-feel which reveals this reluctance and difficulty.

Somehow I survived a long weekend with my silster at the parents' place.

by skwerlgirl August 20, 2009

Silvester

a person whose sexual behaviour is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable. Likes to awkwardly hit on girls on social media.

You being a silvester again? Stop it you'll get into trouble.

by Cacaballs May 19, 2019

shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

Spoilmaster

Someone who either intentionally, or unintentionally spoils the end of every book or movie.

Frank is such a spoilmaster. I hate it when he goes to see new movies first because he ruins it for everyone else.

by Cosain Darroch May 15, 2016

skidmaster

Someone who is extremely proud of the horrendous skiddies left in their drawers after a farting contest with their friends.

Audrey soaked her drawers...looks like she's our reigning skidmaster!!!

by SheriWinchester45 March 30, 2021