swesticles

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.

I got some nasty swesticles going on today.

by wanger April 7, 2005

Glaswegian Siesta

A night in the cells

It kicked off down the pub last night, Dave ended up having a Glaswegian Siesta.

by kolo-kolo June 16, 2008

Sistine Chapel

the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz

Steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a Sistine Chapel just like Michaelangelo

by JizzyJake38 December 3, 2010

sistine chapel

When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.

Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.

by whatisdelicious May 28, 2011

Siesta Summon

The more innocent version of a booty call. It's for naps only.

He texted you at 3 p.m. to come over? You're totally a siesta summon.

by pillowpetgurl October 3, 2013

dope siesta

a nap that is effin' ace.

"Brian, I just took a dope siesta."
-Sean Tracey

by Echelon_seant March 18, 2009

Chilean Siesta

As it pertains to sex: Choking a woman until she passes out, then shitting in her mouth before reviving her. This precise maneuver carries a connotation of one's having the utmost skill and class. Placing a tortilla chip in the participant's mouth, imitating salsa, brings panache to the bedroom.

My girl Sheila came over the other night and pissed me right off. I choked her with my dog's leash, then proceeded to perform a Chilean Siesta on her lifeless body.

Hay mucho amor entre de Manuel y Lupita. Oi que Manuel la dio una siesta chileana.

by His Royal Darkness January 9, 2009