Sideberry

A sideberry is an extra Blackberry that one carries with oneself for work or BBM purposes. It is not as cool as other phones such as iPhone or Nexus S but is still needed for its unique functions.

Yo Simz, I just BBM'd you on my Sideberry get back to me when you have a minute my borther.

You are not an original gangster unless you have a Sideberry

by BBQ/Deeznuts December 10, 2010

Sidecar

Similar to skiing but instead of jerking off two penises it is when a man jerks off himself while performing a reacharound on another man.

When asked if skiing or giving a sidecar was a more homosexual act, Jerry was perplexed. On one hand, skiing has twice as many foreign dicks in your hands but on the other hand with a sidecar he would also be hard therefore presumably enjoying himself. Jerry reasoned that one could reluctantly ski but a sidecar implies self pleasure.

by Anonymoos3 January 4, 2020

anal sideburns

Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole.

I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like Elvis, I was more concerned with her reaction to my sac mullet, which resembles Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.

by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

Sidewars

Gay. Known from the world of hobowars. Is when the East, South, and West sides war against each other. Complaining about not winning sidewars on the boards is not advised, and will often result in support from n00bs and flames.

n00b: he south side. Everyone attack people under your level. Stop losing. Don't sell sluts/rapes. Win your fights.

Other n00b: Because Most of the East Side Hobo's as of RIGHT NOW are at a Low Level, averaging at Levels 2 to 5, they are right there for the picking :)

Not n00b: Listen up, retard, and learn something before you make another retarded post about killing some other side, because the following statements are proven scientific facts:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT SIDEWARS. SIDEWARS IS GAY. I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS

Now kindly shut the fuck up and GTFO of this board.

by ƒlip July 1, 2008

negative sideburns

disturbing and uncompromising lack of sideburns. Usually seen alongside a fresh and vibrant buzz cut.

"Yo dude, did you see Vencile's new buzz cut and negative sideburns? Those things or lack there of will make a grown man cry"

"Yeah, and paired with that extraordinarily tight t-shirt, he's dressed for success"

by Tom Gray May 12, 2008

pussy sideburns

Femail pubic hair which extends beyond the pantyline and onto the inner thighs.

Man, that fat bitch from Russia had some wicked old pussy sideburns.

by sirvancealott October 15, 2005

sideburn creep

The imperceptably slow advancement of sideburns.

Somehow Billy's sideburns just kept getting longer, even though he always shaved right up to them. It wasn't intentional, but before he knew it he looked like a 1971 Cincinnati bartender. Sideburn creep had claimed another victim.

by Tyrannorabbit May 30, 2009