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Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.
Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011
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Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.
Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.
by Bojank157 December 15, 2015
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Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.
Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!
by SadSally33 August 27, 2016
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Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.
Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?
by MurseMayn September 30, 2017
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suckstrated

The feeling you get from a lack of oral servicing. Lack of blow job. The longing for a blow job. The missing of feeling your member in your lady's loving mouth.
I am feeling so suckstrated right now.
by suckstrated April 24, 2018
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Dickstract

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him
by Kleanere October 4, 2018
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Dickstracted

When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.
"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."
by Artichoke Slam January 9, 2019
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