Shombies

A combination of Shit and Zombies.

When you have diarrhea so bad that it rises from the dead and crawls around the sewers and up toilets.

I just had the spiciest Thai food ever and I feel a batch of Shombies brewing.

by ADD_IT December 9, 2013

Shomel

i really strong muscular and handsome man

dylan:g god i am SO SHOMELLLLLL
friend1: aww you so sexy and shomel hun

dylan:oh i know now FEEEEEEEED oh dont suck to hard

by lil shumshum March 20, 2021

Shlomit

GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.

the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents

by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023

Vince Shlomi

Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill

Why did God take away Billy Mays, but leave this asshole Vince Shlomi?

The wrong kid died!

by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009

shombi

you are now in the shombi club, because you looked up what it means. you cannot tell anyone what a shombi is unless they ask you. you cannot tell anyone how to get in the shombi club. shombi has no literal meaning, but you must say it very often now that you are in the club.congratulations
shout out to Eddie K.
Shombi

Lauren: hey colleen
Colleen: omg your such a shombi

by Shombi Flom April 14, 2014

Shlomo Sixt

A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.

"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!

by Sharone B January 28, 2009

Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.

"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."

by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005