Snumping

A sneeze fart. When one sneezes and accidentally lets out a trump.
Very embarrassing yet hilarious.

Reggie: 'Hello my name is...AAACHOO...PPPFFFFFFFT.'

lu:'oh hell no...that's some bad snumping'

by Gbox123 November 16, 2010

Shuming

Shuming:Shuming is to Cum then go into the Shower.

Examples
"Hey, Mike Tyson how was Shuming last night" Oh it was nice I had great clarity. "

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by Mighty Shummer October 19, 2021

blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed

I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night

by Fundo88 June 21, 2023

Stumping

The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.

Also used in the -ed form

Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.

Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it

Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.

by YabingYang October 22, 2016

stumping

Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.

His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.

Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.

by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012

shupingy

Possessing inexplicable qualities that make those in the object or person's immediate vicinity want to shoot themselves in the face.

The professor was not as shupingy as her predecessor, but there were few who liked her and fewer still who liked her subject material.

by IB Diplomate October 18, 2008

Shumming

Shitting and cumming at the same time; the double pleasure for guys

Mason: “Nicole I’m shumming shumming!”

by Gary8474662728 October 6, 2019