shullying

someone who tries to wank during a buisness meeting.

boss:...increased by 60%-Simpson,would you please stop shullying while we discuss money!
Simpson:Sorry i really needed that wank.

by mister monday July 15, 2006

sullshit

the vegan , soy based version of bullshit, to be used by militant vegans so they can call sullshit without harming any animals

'you are talking absolute sullshit....that never happened'

by Sullshitter February 7, 2019

turtle shells

Psilocybe tyrannus, or commonly referred to as turtle shells, is a fairly new discovered psychadelic drug that dramatically increases a person's uptake of dopamine when consumed. Not only that, but it also contains high amounts of dopamine. The drug is actually a rare fungus that has nothing to do with a turtle. The fungus comes from several island countries such as Madagascar and the phillipines, and needs to be grown in intense sunglight. Even after it is full grown, the dealer must heat the fungus at high temperatures to make it produce pyschadelic effects. The result of this makes it almost leathery, and people say it looks like a turtle shell hence the name. Other street names include the tyrant, sithlord, dooku, and darth turtle. The trips of this drug have been compared to that of acid and ectasy but even stronger. Although there is no physical addiction to this drug, long term effects can be devastating to one's brain cell count and create a future of mental illness.

Yo TJ wanna pick up an ounce of turtle shells and play with my easy bake oven?

by theinformer69 August 12, 2006

Shules

The pairing (in fanfiction mostly) of the characters Shawn (James Roday) and Juliette/Jules (Meggie Lawson) from the USA show Psych.

Person 1: RAWR they almost had a Shules moment
Person2: I know i was sooo mad

by Somomo June 22, 2009

shullet

usually a fat, greasy, annoying kid has this.
it is hair that is short in the front
and longer in the back, but not a mullet,
also extremely greasy.

"Hey guys did you see Dayne's shullet today? It's looking extra greasy!"

by Paul Zunkle October 25, 2007

skullsucker

(n.) A jaded, stupid or unimaginative person who, by his/her negative or ambivalent reaction to another person's enthusiastic plan or idea, or by a general malaise about everything, sucks the life force directly out of the other person's brain.

I don't discuss my plans around him anymore; I've learned the hard way that he's nothing but a skullsucker.

She's the worst kind of skullsucker: somebody who thinks that her ideas about what's "realistic" are helpful.

Every time I leave that skullsucker, I feel drained and one day closer to death.

by COrcutt February 13, 2014

Skullscuses

A completely fabricated story about why someone is unable to do something they swore up and down they would do.

Person A: “I’ll be at next training I promise.”
Person A next day: “Guys I was attacked by a killer rat who bit off my finger so I won’t be at training.”
Person B: “Thats totally some Skullscuses.”

by Relative Insanity April 21, 2022