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shrumpel

shrumpel (pronounced shrum-puhl) (both an adjective and noun): A mix of a shrimp and crumpet; often used to describe a piece of pastry that one does not find tasty, but does not want to embarrass or shade the host or hostess
You: That donut was quite shrumple. (in your head: I expected something better)
Host: Thank you?
(In this scenario the host has no idea what shrumple means so do not use this word if he does know this word)
Another example:
You: That shrumpel tasted terrible!
Friend: I know right?
(In this scenario you and your friend ate a literal shrimp crumpet.)
by Catlin368D October 12, 2021
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shrampler

Someone who enjoys to trample on infant turtles or any animal with a shell.
Person 1: Hey did you here from Jennifer last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she went shrampling.
Person 1: Classic Jennifer, she's such a shrampler!
by Shrampleking October 31, 2023
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Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable
i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again
by Luke October 4, 2004
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Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.
OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch
by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004
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Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.
by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012
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Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017
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Scrumpled

Nigga got scrumpled.
by hi August 4, 2003
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