Shroomed

The act of being accosted by a mushroom like penis.

A sexual act that cannot be felt and often goes unnoticed.

The 45th President met with Stormy Daniels and not long after, she was shroomed.

by CSCUD74 September 23, 2019

Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

tom shroomery

An extreme form of Douchebaggery carried out under the influence of hallucenagens such and lsd and shrooms.

The young man was accused of tom shroomery when his parents house was found trashed and all the expensive champagne was found dumped in the hot tub.

by the goof September 8, 2008

shrode

a penis that is longer than it is wide.

Man that dude had the biggest shrode i had ever seen!

by the kps October 19, 2008

shroomed

The act of shitting all over a room and the most disgusting fashion hence: shit + room = shroom

"I had the worst case of the runs after I ate that burrito and shroomed all over the walls and mirror in the bathroom!"

by Backstagedefenition November 27, 2009

You just got shroomed!

The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.

Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"

by I. Donte Nuo February 25, 2011

Shroomer

Someone with a mushroom or bowl cut. Usually used in an insulting or derogatory way,

That goddamn little five year old shroomer is such a pain in the ass.

by Flippy the Skinhead July 5, 2004