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Scensters, Punks, Hipsters, all mixed up into one. They all hang out anyway. they're hot.

Scenesters - hair. yeah, spipsters actually CARE about their hair appearance, where as hipsters won't shower for days, and punks just like...elmers glue and kool-aid colors.

Punks - MUSIC. Spipsters play guitar and always are trying to make a statement in their lyrics. Unlike hipsters who just tend to like a lot of Eurotrash techno shit with no meaning at all except...synthesizers...dear god.

Hipsters - Skinny jeans, plaid, converse, vans, basically hipsters SAY they don't care about their clothes and thrift everything, but lets be honest here, THEY SHOP AT URBAN OUTFITTERS. although the "real" ones won't admit to it, its seriously where they get all their pre-ripped clothes and "i-want-you-to-think-i-got-this-from-the-salvation-army" style. all hipsters are lying if they tell you that. seriously check the chopped off tag.

All three of them have unique tattoos and piercings, hipsters tend to love the gauges and random ear piercings

Scenesters enjoy the monroes, lip piercings, eyebrows, nose...etc. Gauging usually remains with the hipsters.

Punks pierce weird places not appropriate for this site...but thats not attractive...thats just weird.

and they all have tattoos that are "meaningful"...well they're meaningful when you're 22, but honestly who's going to want a tattoo that says "ANARCHY, FUCK YOU SOCIETY!!!" across your chest when you're a single 60 year old on chatroulette.
Bill - "wow, man, look at that fuckin hipster, he actually took a shower this morning"

Steven - "naw, man, that's a Spipster, they believe in Garnier."
by yeahwooyeahwoo August 9, 2010
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Shiester

a shiester is a person who is shiesty - or low-down and dirty.
Probably someone you'd smack with a concrete c*ck, if you could.
"That shiester just left a buttery dollar in my yard."
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"Screwed", either literally or figuratively, usually in the sense of unwanted anal intercourse. Often used as a one-word interjection.
"He thought he was getting a great deal on that car, but it turned out to be a lemon. SHISTERED!"
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shister

A Lairy Bastard. Usually heard around London
You cockney shister
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Shmister

(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.
Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"

Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"
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Chripster

A hipster who has slightly adjusted their morals to encompass condescending Christianity, as well as retaining certain other hipster traits.
That couple were such Chripsters, did you notice her pompous tone when they said they were having tofu for dinner?
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Shitster

One who claims to be a hipster.
Dude, look at all thoes Shitsters and art fucks.
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