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shrippin'

Mixing shrooms and mdma or exstacy for a wild ride.
"Dude, I was shrippin' baaaaallllsssss last night at that rave!"

"Yeah you told me the candy clouds were hugging you but really it was just a group of sweaty fat chicks..."
by tripgirl December 1, 2009
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Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.
You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!
by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018
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shrimpify

pretty cool twitter guy, also hes a good youtuber lol!!
hey you see shrimpify over there?
shrimpify is the guy with trillions of followers on twitter, right?
yeah man that's shrimpify
by shrimpify February 12, 2021
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skrimpin

A general verb used for any situation along the lines of chilling, hanging out etc.
Ayo! We big skrimpin!
by sAlo5 March 23, 2021
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shrimping

to suck on someones toes for sexual gratification.

(*sucking cum is feltching!)
by spanner man June 5, 2003
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Skrimpin'

When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.

Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"

"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
by your uncle's poopy figers March 3, 2009
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shrimping

when you simp for Gawr Gura for the group of hololive-EN.

Backstory: In one of her live steam she looked ing chat to see someone say "simp" and she said "what is simp. do you mean shrimp."
Are you shrimping son?
by Rikka Takanashi 泣 🌸 October 21, 2020
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