Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

streat

An uncommon mispelling of the word street.

Jesse: Geez, How the hell do you spell street wrong?
"streat"?

Skinny pete: Hey man!
I'm slinging mad volume and fat stacking Benjies,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I can't be all about, like, spelling and shit.

by MoralCriminal August 26, 2021

Shresta

A wonderfully amazing person. Often considered to be very beautiful.

I saw this amazing girl last night" "Oh really? Was her name Shresta?" "Must've been

by randomnick September 22, 2010

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010

shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

Shrettuce

Noun: The shredded lettuce that one gets from a burger or sub joint.

What's up sub slinger? I'll have a meatball with pickles, tomato, green pepper, shrettuce .. Oh yeah .. and a cup of ice-water with ice!

by Todded December 27, 2011