Shristied

The drunken state of not knowing where you are, how you got there, or where the hell you're going. The ability to walk a straight line is still present, however speech is severely impaired and belligerence ensues. Present foremost is the need to 'dance' after 'going to the bathroom' see: shot race...Shristied is the number three cause of elevator, shower, and stairwell hookups after 'KLed' and roofied punch from BU's finest Pi Kappa Alpha boys. Often resulting in questionable what-the-hell-happened mornings, and trashcans next to beds. Roomates may flee the room the night because of the pervasive smell of vomit and grain alcohol for a respite of sleep.

"Bro, I got 'KLed' last night"
"Oh, nice bro. Yeah I got Shristied at PIKE the other night- I woke up fucking a Coke machine at the motel6. She was cummin' Fresca, like crazy, man!"
"Bro you gotta hook me up next weekend. I won't settle for KL--I'm mean she's cute, but no Shristy...bro.............right bro?"

by CMWalka March 26, 2009

Sheist Meister

A devilishly fiendish individual who exhibits sketchy, suspicious, shady or otherwise wack characteristics.

Damn girl, I can't believe he nabbed your last slice before bouncing, what a Sheist Meister.

by I-C January 16, 2007

Sheisty

To be sheisty,to be a sheist:

To succeed sneakily with mallice
To venture covertley with intent for a personal gain in an subtle manner (sneeky manor)

ie. when your cat steals your spot on the couch he examplifies the true nature of a sheisty mother fucker
note: chanage the spelling and you are sheisty mother fucker
shut up eat a dick

by drunkards May 10, 2008

sheisty

A modern adjectival outgrowth the noun "shyster." The original term refers to someone who behaves in a disreputable or unethical fashion. Thus a "sheisty" person or behavior is one which appears overtly, even lewdly, unscrupulous.

The origin of "shyster" may be from the German "Scheißer" meaning pooper (MW) or from the old use of "shy" meaning disreputable (OED).

The guys at that party were completely sheisty.

You look really sheisty when you grease your chest.

by sheistamatic October 4, 2011

sheistgeist

Derives from the German words, sheisse and geist. Literally, a shit-ghost or phantom shitter. This is a person who defecates outside of a proper facilty and in public places for the sole purpose of offending an unsuspecting passerby after such incident has taken place.

"Petty Officer Brown, did you hear the Captain's chair was hit by the sheistgeist while the ship was in port? The Captain has assigned a watch team in order to apprehend this malevolent perveyor of poop."

by BottomMover October 8, 2005

sheisted

Receiving the ass end of a deal. To be shittily heisted out of something

At the end of the day, he was sheisted out of his investment, with no hope of a profitable return.

by Nehssa July 6, 2016

Shpiss

A bowel movment with the consistency of urine.

Also see: Shpissing(verb)

Ex1.

Man#1: I was just about to head over to karaoke night at the Half Baked Tator bar and grill when I shpissed myself in the kitchen. Yep, took a huge shpiss right there on the carpet.

Man#2: damn

by Gabby J. Johnson October 23, 2017