Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.
by Passingthrough March 24, 2007
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If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.
If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.
My car broke down again, and I'm not sure if I will get it fixed. I feel like I'm shoveling shit into the tide.
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How it's done Lie on your back with your partner straddling you, facing towards the headboard and bracing herself against the wall.
Advantage This position is a favourite of many women, and it's a good one to use as your partner nears orgasm. She'll be able to control your speed, pressure, and the angle of her pelvis to allow you access to specific areas. With her partner somewhat hidden beneath her, she can easily drift off into her own world, which may help her climax.
Secret to success Let her call the shots - don't follow her if she lifts her pelvis off your mouth and don't try to reach for spots she's pulled out of the target zone.
Work with what's right in front of you.
The stronger tongue stroke here is upward.
How it's done Lie on your back with your partner straddling you, facing towards the headboard and bracing herself against the wall.
Advantage This position is a favourite of many women, and it's a good one to use as your partner nears orgasm. She'll be able to control your speed, pressure, and the angle of her pelvis to allow you access to specific areas. With her partner somewhat hidden beneath her, she can easily drift off into her own world, which may help her climax.
Secret to success Let her call the shots - don't follow her if she lifts her pelvis off your mouth and don't try to reach for spots she's pulled out of the target zone.
Work with what's right in front of you.
The stronger tongue stroke here is upward.
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As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"
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