shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.

I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.

by God I hate the perpetuation of commercial 'urban culture' in modern hip-hop and R&B music. January 10, 2008

Shortism

The ability to write a whole sentence with shortened or slanged words.
usually used by online gamers or people who type slow.

Tony:lol k,gf u.
^^
Translation
vv
-laugh out loud- Okay, Good fight you.


devon:why you using shortism?

by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009

ShortWire

Electrical copper shielded wire of short length, man of impulsive statue, Antennae wire less then 10 meters(Shortwave Frequency)

This Shortwire is plugged in with an Amphenol connector, You ShortWired guy, shortbalunned wire anttenae.

by Eric de Groot July 13, 2010

shortism

An irrational belief that acting like an ass might somehow improve ones stature among his or her peers, but such antics usually diminishes that person in overall size.

What a little shit. His shortism is giving me a pain in the ass.

by Sqeeezer May 31, 2007

Shortdick

A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.

"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!

by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

shorties

Urban / hip-hop culture based term for children with reference to their short stature. Often encountered among lyrics for rap music. There is also an infered context that the so referenced children are targets for potential underage sexual liasion.

Dat school yard fulla shorties!

R. Kelly was known for his love of the shorties.

by feca August 30, 2006