Shitcunt

the shittiest, biggest loser that you know

fuck greg is a shitcunt

by ryan July 23, 2003

Runge Shortcut

1. The way that has the best chance of seeing deer

2. The absolute longest way to where your going that will most likely make you late

3. The route you are taking when you have no idea where you are

We were an hour late because it's the middle of hunting season and John took a Runge Shortcut

by Tierd of driving November 26, 2009

tijuana shortcut

A Tijuana shortcut is when a person or persons try to get extremely drunk very quickly by taking many shots of tequila in a short amount of time but instead of getting drunk, skip straight to being completely wasted and passing out.

Bro, Friday night I tried to catch up to you guys drinking but ended up taking a Tijuana shortcut. It sucked.

by Travasaurus September 16, 2013

Ontario Shortcut

When one woman places her index finger on the mans taint while biting his ear as the other woman gives him a blowjob while they are also fingering each other. To be an authentic Ontario Shortcut Everybody must finish at the same time, and both woman have to squirt while they are rained upon by the mans cum. The only difference between the Ontario Shortcut and Toronto short cut is that during the Toronto Shortcut both women must clean up the mess by licking each other and the man must alternate eating out and fingering them untill they climax again.

I heard Sarah and Maddie gave Max an Ontario Shortcut, too bad he couldn’t take it to Toronto.

by CanadianSexpert69 February 22, 2019

Shortcation

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

by tomco June 18, 2014

shartcut

The most efficient and direct route to the nearest toilet traversable while maintaining full anal clench.

Unfortunately Michael's shartcut necessitated shoving elderly and children to the floor and pushing a wheelchair out of the overcrowded elevator, as stairs would have broken the seal.

by Shepshape January 1, 2021

Shitcunt Deluxe

Similar to a standard shitcunt, but with sat-nav, power steering, and all the bollox!

Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!

by Tom Casey December 30, 2003