shortmans' syndrome

Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.

Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.

Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:

- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates

by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

horstmann

a last name that only cool people have

kara is so cool her last name is horstmann

by kh99006685 June 17, 2008

Sportsmanlike

adj. Describes a behavior which is deemed to be 'appropriate' when engaging in any particular sport. Used most often in the context of referring to poor sportsmanship. IE, either behaving poorly during a game, or engaging in unfair play, even cheating.

Kind of ritsy.

It's not very sportsmanlike to cheat. Only a poor sport would do such a thing.

by CommandoDude October 2, 2010

Shirtmando

To wear a sweatshirt or such with no shirt underneath. specifically in a public place

Dude today i was going shirtmando and forgot and took off my jacket. girls flocked in my direction

by woodyleafs November 25, 2010

AOL shorthand

A series of shortened down words. Includes:

- LOL
- u
- 2
- g2g/gtg
- bcuz

and such.

Often looked down upon as it doesn't look very smart.

"Cut the AOL shorthand, dumbass."
"wuts aol shorthand? also im not a dumbass u are"

by dj_gs68 December 7, 2003

Sportsman Skank

An single older woman who has plenty of botox and collagen (usually tattoos as well) who regularly frequents the Sportsman's Public House in Ridgefield, WA. Usually on the prowel.

I think thats the same Sportsman Skank from last time we were here!... I think that's a different one... No it's the same one, just with a hat and a different dude!

by Endofcamelsfoot May 24, 2023

kodi horstman

Black,sexy,athletic,funny,smart,mature,very good at singing, likes to take showers, favorite color=red. realy good at espanol. AMAZING person and boyfriend. and i love him.

Person 1: DAYUMMMM who is that?
Person 2: that would be kodi horstman.

by ash gdov8yhvd8abs dvas April 24, 2009