Shooting blanks

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017

shooting the shit

To converse lightly, with no specific topic or objective in mind.

See also: shooting the breeze

So, Bill and I were shooting the breeze and suddenly we came up with an idea for a new website.

by handle187 October 31, 2003

Shootin Sillys

1.) Ejaculating. 2.) Ejaculating semen in someone's particular direction.

Jenn: Damn yo, u got all that jizz on ur tits

Starr: ya my boyfriend was fuckin shootin sillys, again

Jenn: Dat mother fuckaa!!

by DonkeyDildos March 28, 2013

Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.

Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.

by Andranoxi September 9, 2015

shantice

The baddest bitch of them all

Shantice is the baddest bitch

by Sashabratzdoll March 19, 2019

Shonte

Shonte is an exquisite young lady with intelligence and elegance who brings joy and happiness to those around her. She is dedicated, fair-minded, composed and has a bubbly personality. To put it simply Shonte is a rare gem who brightens those around her day with only a smile. She is fun spirited and knows when its time to go out and be the life of the party and when to slow down and take life by the reigns. Get a Shonte in your life and it will surely improve.

"My life be in need of a Shonte right about now."

by heavypancake_xoxo May 20, 2020

school shootings

America

Johnny-Hey Billy what's the definition of America
Billy-School shootings.

by Somethingfatandlarge November 1, 2021