Shopsgiving

To remove yourself from family activities on Thanksgiving, to stand in line for hours, have negative attitude towards other shoppers, to wade through the massive crowds for that perfect gift at a discounted price

"I hate that Thanksgiving has become Shopsgiving"

by GoddessMoon November 19, 2014

shompoo

Shompoo is a beautiful, creative and amazing person. They're often very shy but when you get to know them they can become the most crazy person you've ever known! (In a good way of course) Shompoo's are very unique and its not often you get to meet one. But if you do, you're the luckiest person on earth.

1. Shompoo is an angel
2. Shompoo got some mad skills

by Old razzledazzle December 11, 2016

Shopshits

The intense, unrelenting urge to defecate the second one starts shopping at their favorite store.

No sooner had Beckham opened Skaters Monthly magazine at Narnes & Boble Bookstore than the shopshits came barging in, driving him to bathroom way up on the third floor, ruining his first moment of relaxation after a hard week.

by JazzyKDog April 5, 2021

shomper

A shomper can be defined in 2 ways, one being a fucked up shower and one being the entire surface area of a male cooch.

ex.1 "Yeah we can go out, but first its shomper time".
ex.2 "Fuck dude I gotta go, I got shomper stench"

by Azaze May 2, 2021

@swompswamp

The coolest and sweetest person on the planet and my absolute favorite mutual <33

Me (@mx.kyoko): Did you see @swompswamp‘s new video?
Them: AAA YES! Star is such a wonderful cosplayer!

by Evie_the_big_gae July 15, 2021

Cherry Waffle Stomps

When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.

Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.

by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

shoops

It's a blending word, consists of "shit" and "oops" which means a funny small mistake or accident has happened.

1.Av: Shoops. Z , I forgot to tell you to water the flower aziza.
2.Oh, shoops. I did not email my professor.

by AvZi June 1, 2017