a shoemaker's meal

a bag of chips divided by five.

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal

by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010

gresham shoemaker

Weird person with glasses and a broken wrist.

Gresham shoemaker is a butthole

by Big boy 89 April 22, 2017

cierra shoemaker

The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though

Cierra shoemaker is my future wife

by relytreklaw April 15, 2022

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022