smol snek that looks like a shoelace
he silently judges u
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if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
he silently judges u
beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren
if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'
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Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.
Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.
by needlenoots July 10, 2010
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A truly amazing beautiful woman.Very out going when with others but when on her own Sheba’s will always care, mother and will fiercely protect anyone that she loves.
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"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."
by Phorx May 31, 2015
Get the The Shoelace Effect mug.A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.
Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010
Get the Shoebox Special mug.a thoroughly and unmercifully annihilated pussy, normally achieved when an amply-sized man takes the largest and sharpest part of his body (usually the penis) and proceeds to rip and stab the vagina until it becomes completely mutilated and dysfunctional. Bleeding is not uncommon, as the vagina typically tears, and the girl never experiences any degree of pleasure. The gyrations and the thrusting of the mammoth throbbing cock destroys the lining of the hitherto intact vagina as well as the outside genitalia. While in the process of getting her pussy demolished, the girl typically experiences indescribable amounts of pain, and exclamations of intense physical torment are commonly heard. Afterwards, the pussy becomes completely useless for any sexual activity, as the girl is unable to feel pleasure anymore, and the colossal hole left behind could not stimulate the largest dick on the whole fucking planet.
1) "Oh shit Jake! Your dick is WAY too big. I don't want you to turn my cunt into sheebar!!!"
2) After her sexual encounter with Jake, she was unable to walk for a week and found that her pussy had turned into sheebar.
2) After her sexual encounter with Jake, she was unable to walk for a week and found that her pussy had turned into sheebar.
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