shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.

"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"

by ixilliana March 2, 2017

Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Shockin' Bra

A term from Huntington Beach, California. Meaning an extreme sports athlete. Thats very good at what he does and brings amazement to the crowd and/or fans.

Nice back-flip tail-whip, Shockin' Bra.

by Chrill, December 16, 2010

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

SHOCKING

When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand

Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself

by DEFINITIONS.ON.CRACK November 15, 2019

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020