Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.

Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009

strategically shacking

When someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite sex, but doesn't want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.

"I planned on strategically shacking, and it worked--he had no idea I had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!"

by Sporgan May 13, 2006

hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.

Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.

by GZX959 December 29, 2015

Cradle Snacking

Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.

Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking

by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010

Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin

To jerk off

Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone

by Ajbiceps February 9, 2018

Synacking

1. - to rereleasing something without meaningful changes or credit to the creator. B and C definitions to follow

2. - To overstate ones impact or significance to the nth degree.

3. - To commit an act of or just generally act with an air of douchebagery

Nitsuj17 was totally synacking it yesterday

by _OMJ_ April 16, 2011

shanking

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

by N/A December 13, 2003