Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

by Kayliz April 26, 2009

Shmuble

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmubler: YWHO PHEKIN AOOSHELE!
Average Joe: What?

by DickPissy June 13, 2016

budgee smugler

Speedo like dick togs that reveal the outlne of the male organs due to their tight fit.

For fuck sake, don't wear your budgee smuglers down on Bondi beach with those other gaylords.

by Dan January 27, 2005

Shmagle

1.. A cigarette..When Bummed off another person...

Stewart..Can I plz have a shmagle Im going through nicotene withdrawl..
2.... That Greedy fuck Bejamin wouldnt throw me a shmagle when I was drunk so I slapped him in the face...twice.....

by Herbieflyfly January 26, 2009

Shmegle

Currency I made in school cuz I was bored.

LeBron needs half a shmegle to buy a McWettuce.

by me4president May 13, 2021

shmrugle

The act of blowing bubbles in a cup of milk in which a male's balls is inserted therefore producing a erotic sensation.

Those crazy kids shmrugled last night!

I love it when you shmrugle me!

by Michelle May 13, 2005

mooga do shmuple

The sound one makes from drinking a cocktail of Bailey's irish cream and carling

Alex: Hey dan, try this drink.

(Dan drinks)

Dan: Argh! MOOGA DO SHMUPLE!

by Roy the loon June 10, 2009