When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."
by vit2010 December 25, 2010
Get the short smoothie mug.Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld
That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.
by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005
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The act of pushing or rubbing your penis against someones ass while walking or standing in tight spaces.
by Pissrod January 30, 2010
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by Hudstock August 2, 2009
Get the BL smoothie mug.When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009
Get the Sour Apple Smoothie mug.What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie
by Isa-kun December 2, 2021
Get the she a smoochie mug.When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.
Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE
by Stretche July 17, 2016
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