Shmooli

A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance

"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"

by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

schmooglepopped

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.

Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!

by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018

shmoomly

Feeling warm, clean and damp, fresh out of a bath or shower and in a robe or big towel. As defined by Hendini77.

She got out of the bath, dried off and put on her flannel pajamas, furry slippers and warm robe and felt completely shmoomly.

by Nurdle January 7, 2023

Shmool

The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.

Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.

by TheDonger October 25, 2013

Shmooie

shmooie means retard so scream it in class and annoy your teacher with it and nobody will no what it means.

Blake Ayo Terry, fuck goin on

Garrett Blake you’re literally a shmooie

Blake Garrett you’re literally puppy chow

by Mjlhoe January 30, 2020

Schmoogie

Another slang word for a homie, or someone from ones home town who has grown up there and never left. Typified by hanging around on the streets, a bit rebellious, never really held down a job and has little aspiration to move away from their home town.

Dave will never leave, he is full blown schmoogie for sure.

by Ayerie April 24, 2021